Voting for the tournament will take place on our Instagram (@alternateuniversebyu) story over the coming weeks. Voters must consider the average sexiness of all people with the job as well as the degree to which having the job makes a person sexier/less sexy.

For your bracket, select the job you believe will win each matchup rather than the one you intend to vote for. Print your bracket here or use the interactable version below and screenshot (mobile not recommended).