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BYU Administrators Worry as High Gas Prices Lead to Surplus of Parking Spots

The war in Iran has been controversial, having adverse effects on many, and highly disapproved of by most politicians. However, it has had one surprising silver lining: due to high gas prices, there is an excess of parking spots at Brigham Young University. Economists expect that parking spots will remain plentiful into the fall semester, prompting administrators to remove parking spots throughout campus. “We plan … Continue reading BYU Administrators Worry as High Gas Prices Lead to Surplus of Parking Spots

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BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy

During this day of observance and remembrance, BYU students respectfully honor the student who truly put himself on the front lines. “It doesn’t take a hero to order men to run around the marb. It takes a hero to be the man who runs around the marb,” shared Janna Justice, a self-proclaimed marb maxer. Following the recent Instagram post documenting his 26-mile journey around this … Continue reading BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy

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Box Elder County Data Center Project Moved to MARB

Politically aware Utahns are currently in an uproar over the infamous data center plan. Utah is already strapped for water, and the data center is projected to increase temperatures by up to 28 degrees. In a rare show of democratic solidarity, leaders of the project have offered to move the data center somewhere more agreeable, and BYU administrators gave the go-ahead for the MARB. “We’ve … Continue reading Box Elder County Data Center Project Moved to MARB

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Loser with No Friends Studies on Reading Day

Local chump Sandra McCullough was caught using BYU’s Reading Day for studying rather than normal activities like hanging out with friends or having a life. “In all my years of working here, I’ve never seen someone actually study on Reading Day,” reported longtime librarian Susan Goodrich. “It’s really quite sad to see her be the first.” Observers noted being “weirded out” by seeing someone take … Continue reading Loser with No Friends Studies on Reading Day

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Incensed Patron Upends Table of Chatty Students in HBLL Reading Room

The BYU Library, otherwise known as the HBLL (Harold B. Lee Library), has precious few quiet zones, limited to the 5th floor during times of no construction, the 2nd floor Reading Room or Periodicals, and the 1st floor Social Sciences Section. Students requiring enforced quiet study for concentration are limited to these three areas. Unfortunately, since these three areas have some of the greatest square … Continue reading Incensed Patron Upends Table of Chatty Students in HBLL Reading Room

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