How that Spider-Man Guy is going to Spend his 3 Million Dollars.

This morning, BYU student Carter Smith won 3 million dollars after kicking a ball. During the ESPN Game Day broadcast at Heritage Halls, Smith had the chance to kick a field goal to win money. Three billionaires present at the event each put up $1 million if he made it. Smith’s ball sailed through the field goal, and BYU fans erupted in cheers. This life-changing … Continue reading How that Spider-Man Guy is going to Spend his 3 Million Dollars.

Swedish ChefOctober 17, 2026October 17, 20261 Comment

Campus, Featured

Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

Barricading began at 5 a.m. in preparation for the 1 p.m. lunch rush. By 10 a.m., students began facing biological setbacks. “I had to ask my buddy to bring me diapers so my pee wouldn’t make me lose my spot in line,” said Joe Becker, who is allegedly potty trained. When the dedicated students finally started taking turns with the microwave, their suffering reached a … Continue reading Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

Kim PossibleSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 20261 Comment

Campus, Life, News

BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

After years of concerted effort, BYU is unfortunately running out of ways to obstruct student movement on campus through construction projects. In response, the university has decided to remove most entrances, ceilings, and walls to your apartment to help you feel at home. BYU issued the following statement on Thursday, “We were going to build a new parking garage, but after receiving such glowing reviews … Continue reading BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

Frank HeffleySeptember 24, 2026September 30, 20263 Comments

Campus

BYU Campus Gridlock As Freshman Enrollment Increases Yet Again

BYU Campus Gridlock As Freshman Enrollment Increases Yet Again It was a momentuous first day of the 2026 fall semester for new and returning BYU students alike. There were joy-filled mission reunions and the weather was perfect. The only cloud in the sky was a dramatic and unprecedented gridlock stretching from the JKB to the JSB. BYU has been steadily increasing enrollment for the past … Continue reading BYU Campus Gridlock As Freshman Enrollment Increases Yet Again

Kayteigh LeighSeptember 2, 20261 Comment

Campus, Life, Provo, Sports

BYU ROC Board Releases Statement, Condemns Busy Students as “Poor Fans”

Provo, UT – In a statement released in response to recent backlash surrounding new ROC Pass ticket claim policies, the ROC Board maintained that students with responsibilities that infringe upon athletic event attendance are “not real BYU Cougars.” The press release reads as follows: “Dear Students and BYU Alumni, “A lot of discussion has been made recently regarding our new policy for BYU Football and … Continue reading BYU ROC Board Releases Statement, Condemns Busy Students as “Poor Fans”