2024 March Madness Bracket
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Dallin Hall Declared Lisan al-Gaib
History was made in Omaha on Thursday as a BYU basketball player declared that he would lead the university to paradise and a National Championship before their first March Madness game. “No one in this room can stand against me,” declared point guard Dallin Hall as he took center court before Thursday’s game. “Your mothers warned you about my coming. Fear the moment.” Mark Pope, … Continue reading Dallin Hall Declared Lisan al-Gaib
Overzealous Bishop Slashes Power Lines on Super Bowl Sunday
The Super Bowl presents a unique temptation to break the Sabbath. After years of watching faithful young adults wander down the path of destruction, Bishop Belnap of the Provo 675th ward knew that something had to be done. “Clearly, the temptation of watching the Super Bowl on the Sabbath is just too much for them to handle,” Bishop Belnap says. “I felt inspired to simply … Continue reading Overzealous Bishop Slashes Power Lines on Super Bowl Sunday
BYU Football to Play Greendale Community College This Fall
Last week, the Big 12 and BYU announced their football schedule for 2024. However, there has been an adjustment. BYU has switched out Southern Illinois for Greendale Community College for the opener on August 31st. Greendale originally had no opponents for the football season as Dean Craig Pelton forgot to schedule anything. After schools started to release their schedules, Dean Pelton panicked. He immediately started … Continue reading BYU Football to Play Greendale Community College This Fall
BYU Yearns For Better Quarterback
BYU football fans gathered outside LaVell Edwards Stadium for a candlelight vigil in memory of the school’s reputation as a top quarterback institution. This comes after a rough week for BYU alumni Jaren Hall (injured) and Zach Wilson (benched mid-game) and after a couple of rough games for the college’s quarterbacks. The starting spot for BYU’s helmsman is still in the air, with the very … Continue reading BYU Yearns For Better Quarterback