Author: Don Cheadle

Dating, Life

BYU Clarifies Honor Code to Allow “Beards” for Gay Students

In a beautiful display of consideration for the gay community at BYU, the HCO has updated the grooming standards to allow gay students to have a fake significant other of the opposite sex—otherwise known as a beard. “This whole time, I thought I wasn’t allowed to fake date my lesbian friend without a beard card,” said gay student John Gay. “I’m so glad we can … Continue reading BYU Clarifies Honor Code to Allow “Beards” for Gay Students

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Featured, General Conference

Another Silent Exchange Between the General Conference Organists

A glance. A touch. A longing. A love. A secret desperate to break free. A desire to jump and a debilitating fear of the fall. A deep dream and the looming threat of sunrise. A boundless love carried by hands in chains. A year after they first came to understand the love they share, the organists playing alongside the choir today now maintain a second, … Continue reading Another Silent Exchange Between the General Conference Organists

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Campus, Featured

Campus Bathroom Superlatives

Do you ever find yourself wondering which campus bathroom is best suited for your needs at any given moment? Trick question–everyone has. Until now. Here’s your complete and definitive guide going forward. Most Private (Men’s) McKay Building Most Private (Women’s) Talmage Building Most Pristine Music Building Most Bad MARB Most Likely to Succeed Arts Building Most Likely to Secede West Campus Best Couple Testing Center … Continue reading Campus Bathroom Superlatives

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Things That Smell Better Than the Stinky Campus Pear Trees

Callery pear trees are known for yielding inedible pears and smelling like gross fish, so naturally, they are all over campus. Here are but a few of the many things that you would be better off smelling instead. Campus Microwave at Lunchtime Helaman Halls Dorm Room Used Wilk Bowling Shoes Computer Science Student Expired Vending Machine Sandwich MARB Auditorium After a Physics Class Continue reading Things That Smell Better Than the Stinky Campus Pear Trees

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