Listen carefully to general conference, and when any of these things happens, cover or mark that square. See if you can cover five squares in a row. Then see if you can cover all of the squares. Printable Bingo Card Continue reading October 2026 Conference Bingo Cards
What is even the point? Without the same sexy stranger to brush past on your way into the JKB every day, is it still worth going? Do you still take the bus if you have no pre-talking stage there to maybe try talking to you? Probably not. “Last semester, I only went to class so I could sit seven seats down from this really hot … Continue reading Heartbreaking: Your New Schedule Contains Zero Hot People
Starting in the second half of Saturday’s football game against Arizona, CougarTails have been rapidly selling out at all available venues. Though the exact reason is unconfirmed, we have our suspicions. “Ever since the halftime show, I’ve just felt a constant need to have a CougarTail in my mouth. No idea why,” said BYU student Bryson Dyson, who has consumed several dozen since the incident. … Continue reading CougarTail Sales Skyrocket after Cosmo “Tailgate”
You heard it here first, folks! We just checked in with the top realtors and property managers around BYU campus and they confirmed that everything is just sunshine and rainbows. Couldn’t be better. Business is boomin’. While visiting Legend Real Estate, we overheard a joyful exchange between realtor Brig N. Greedy and a new tenant: “Rent is due on the first of each month. The … Continue reading Provo Housing Market in Fantastic Shape, Absolutely Thriving
With each new semester comes a new lineup of devotionals that you won’t want to miss. As always, The Alternate Universe has exclusive access to this semester’s speakers and their topics. September 8: Zach and Kayda – Situationships September 15: Ted Lasso – Understanding the BYU Beard Policy September 22: Odysseus – Searching for a Wife September 29: Nikki Freeman – Eternal Companionship … Continue reading Fall 2026 Devotional Lineup
