Press Room

The Alternate Newsroom

Hello news-y people! This is the page of our website where we get very meta and talk about all the news that is happening around your favorite news source.

The latest press releases

From time to time we distribute press releases to the media highlighting our successes. Check back on this page for future announcements. Here are our latest press releases:

Interested in writing about us?

We’d love to partner with you on an article. Please reach out via our contact page and we’ll be in touch shortly.

How to properly cite us in your writing

As a professional and dignified news publication, we demand to only be treated with the highest honors whenever featured in the news. Here are our guidelines for writing about us:

  • Mentions of “The Alternate Universe” must always be followed by “the once-in-a-generation news publication that is infinitely superior to The Daily Universe
  • You must encourage your readers to give us money
  • Share on your social feed and tag us or we will be angry
  • Refer to team members as “very attractive and successful”

Recent press coverage

The Alternate Universe has been featured in two Utah publications: