BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

After years of concerted effort, BYU is unfortunately running out of ways to obstruct student movement on campus through construction projects. In response, the university has decided to remove most entrances, ceilings, and walls to your apartment to help you feel at home. BYU issued the following statement on Thursday, “We were going to build a new parking garage, but after receiving such glowing reviews … Continue reading BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

Heartbreaking: Your New Schedule Contains Zero Hot People

What is even the point? Without the same sexy stranger to brush past on your way into the JKB every day, is it still worth going? Do you still take the bus if you have no pre-talking stage there to maybe try talking to you? Probably not.  “Last semester, I only went to class so I could sit seven seats down from this really hot … Continue reading Heartbreaking: Your New Schedule Contains Zero Hot People

How These BYU Students are “Embracing the Awkward” per President Reese’s Recent Counsel.

Yesterday marked Brigham Young University’s first Fall Semester Devotional, where President and Sister Reese delivered inspiring messages to students as they began the new academic year. Our team interviewed students as they left the devotional to ask about how they would apply Reese’s message of “embracing the awkward” in their lives. Their answers were inspiring. Josiah Smith was particularly touched by President Reese’s message. He … Continue reading How These BYU Students are “Embracing the Awkward” per President Reese’s Recent Counsel.

Provo Housing Market in Fantastic Shape, Absolutely Thriving

You heard it here first, folks! We just checked in with the top realtors and property managers around BYU campus and they confirmed that everything is just sunshine and rainbows. Couldn’t be better. Business is boomin’. While visiting Legend Real Estate, we overheard a joyful exchange between realtor Brig N. Greedy and a new tenant: “Rent is due on the first of each month. The … Continue reading Provo Housing Market in Fantastic Shape, Absolutely Thriving

How to Soft Launch Your Study Abroad Boyfriend That You Definitely Didn’t Date on the Study Abroad

Hoeing around doesn’t count if it’s in Europe. Photoshop the Statue of Liberty Behind Every Picture Let them think you met him in Little Italy instead Deny All Allegations Nothing in this world is real, including this “cultural experience.” Lie That You Met on Threads Not in Bosnia. Continue reading How to Soft Launch Your Study Abroad Boyfriend That You Definitely Didn’t Date on the Study Abroad