This past Sunday, Elder Patrick Kearon gave his first address as a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. While Elder Kearon has spoken in General Conference before, no one had really paid attention before, so they were shocked by his accent. Members of the Church all over the world were so amazed by the extreme, exotic nature of his accent, that they have … Continue reading British Culture Takes Over BYU After Elder Kearon’s Talk
President Russell M. Nelson announced the construction of several new temples this past Sunday during the final session of the April 2024 General Conference. We’ve included some projections for location and design. Continue reading Church Announces New Temples
In an effort to compete in the ratings with the Men’s Final Four games, the Church enlisted the help of singer Beyoncé. The “Halo” singer agreed to perform at the Saturday Evening Session of General Conference in order to promote her new album Cowboy Carter. With the help of the Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square and the accompaniment of the organ, Beyoncé performed a new arrangement … Continue reading Beyoncé Performs “16 Covered Wagons” at General Conference
Listen carefully to general conference, and when a speaker talks about one of these topics, cover or mark that square. See if you can cover five squares in a row. Then see if you can cover all of the squares. Conference Bingo Card 1 Conference Bingo Card 2 Conference Bingo Card 3 Continue reading Download the Alternate Universe’s General Conference Bingo Cards
On the morning of April 6, 2024, at precisely 10:31 AM, brother Jared B. Larsen gave the audit report at the Saturday morning session of General Conference. Unbeknownst to higher-ups, however, his report contained the secret to eternal life, coded in the language of boring financial jargon. “I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” Russell M. Nelson, watching from home, said. “It’s lowkey clutch I … Continue reading Secret to Eternal Life Stated Clearly in Church Audit Report You Ignored
