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Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat

Ever since Cosmo closed the curtain on his last football era in 2024, Cosmies (Cosmo fans) have been eagerly awaiting his next move. On August 20th, 2025, he announced his debut album, offering a behind-the-stands look at life during his football days. While this came as a shock to many sports fans, it was not a shock to Cosmo’s cultish fan club. Kourtneigh Brace shared … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat

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Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married

So, the spring wedding season is over, and now you’re all alone. That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Here are our top suggestions for how to keep yourself occupied until you find new single friends! Do yet another scripture study about patience  Get into real estate Learn how to cook Ratatouille, become disappointed when you discover it’s just vegetables  Explore the Ted Bundy cave … Continue reading Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married

New Batch of 10 Sacred Hymns Released Today

This is the seventh batch of songs that will be included in the new hymn book. Each sacred hymn is specifically chosen to inspire worship and bring the spirit into our churches and homes. This batch features 10 songs, which are as follows: 1. EVERYTHING HALLELUJAH – Justin Bieber 2. Believe – Cher 3. YOUR WAY’S BETTER – Forrest Frank 4. Beautiful Things – Benson … Continue reading New Batch of 10 Sacred Hymns Released Today

‘The Book of Mormon’ Musical to Update Production Due to Rapid Increase of Sister Missionaries

As the Tony-winning “The Book of Mormon’ musical passes its fifteenth anniversary, the creators of the show have announced updates to modernize it after being forced to reckon with the reality of women existing. “We saw that 70% of the missionaries going out are now women, so we saw the need to update our musical so that we can be more accurate in being offensive.” … Continue reading ‘The Book of Mormon’ Musical to Update Production Due to Rapid Increase of Sister Missionaries

BYU Outsources Ecclesiastical Endorsements to JKB Backrooms Entity

With the surge of Ecclesiastical Endorsements needing to be made before fall, bishops are overwhelmed with the amount of interviews they have to schedule. To ease the strain, BYU has updated the endorsement process so that students will interview with The Lifeform roaming the JKB Backrooms. Psychology major Maren Kyle described her interview experience: “Imagine describing an interview to someone who had never seen one … Continue reading BYU Outsources Ecclesiastical Endorsements to JKB Backrooms Entity

Utah County Offers Bounty Money For Helping to Bring Down Invasive Population of FSY Kids

As temperatures rise, Utah County officials are preparing measures to control the invasive populations of FSY Kids that will soon erupt at the two universities in the county. “It just destroys the local food chain, the native college students find it extremely difficult to find uncrowded feeding areas,” says local expert Tracy Mulholland. Locals expressed excitement over the potential of easy money. Utah County is … Continue reading Utah County Offers Bounty Money For Helping to Bring Down Invasive Population of FSY Kids

BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy

During this day of observance and remembrance, BYU students respectfully honor the student who truly put himself on the front lines. “It doesn’t take a hero to order men to run around the marb. It takes a hero to be the man who runs around the marb,” shared Janna Justice, a self-proclaimed marb maxer. Following the recent Instagram post documenting his 26-mile journey around this … Continue reading BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy