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Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat
Ever since Cosmo closed the curtain on his last football era in 2024, Cosmies (Cosmo fans) have been eagerly awaiting his next move. On August 20th, 2025, he announced his debut album, offering a behind-the-stands look at life during his football days. While this came as a shock to many sports fans, it was not a shock to Cosmo’s cultish fan club. Kourtneigh Brace shared … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat
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Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married
So, the spring wedding season is over, and now you’re all alone. That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Here are our top suggestions for how to keep yourself occupied until you find new single friends! Do yet another scripture study about patience Get into real estate Learn how to cook Ratatouille, become disappointed when you discover it’s just vegetables Explore the Ted Bundy cave … Continue reading Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married
BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex
After years of concerted effort, BYU is unfortunately running out of ways to obstruct student movement on campus through construction projects. In response, the university has decided to remove most entrances, ceilings, and walls to your apartment to help you feel at home. BYU issued the following statement on Thursday, “We were going to build a new parking garage, but after receiving such glowing reviews … Continue reading BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex
Sheeran Tour Profits Tank, Forced to Join BYU Vocal Point
Ed Sheeran, the music industry’s latest public target, has been effectively shamed off of his own tour, giving the musician no choice but to unite with BYU’s favorite boy band to save face. The “Photograph” singer was seen last week knocking on doors in the Music Building, looking for someone who could get him out of the pickle he’s found himself in. Luckily, he was … Continue reading Sheeran Tour Profits Tank, Forced to Join BYU Vocal Point
Provo Housing Market in Fantastic Shape, Absolutely Thriving
You heard it here first, folks! We just checked in with the top realtors and property managers around BYU campus and they confirmed that everything is just sunshine and rainbows. Couldn’t be better. Business is boomin’. While visiting Legend Real Estate, we overheard a joyful exchange between realtor Brig N. Greedy and a new tenant: “Rent is due on the first of each month. The … Continue reading Provo Housing Market in Fantastic Shape, Absolutely Thriving
Fall 2026 Devotional Lineup
With each new semester comes a new lineup of devotionals that you won’t want to miss. As always, The Alternate Universe has exclusive access to this semester’s speakers and their topics. September 8: Zach and Kayda – Situationships September 15: Ted Lasso – Understanding the BYU Beard Policy September 22: Odysseus – Searching for a Wife September 29: Nikki Freeman – Eternal Companionship … Continue reading Fall 2026 Devotional Lineup
BYU Campus Gridlock As Freshman Enrollment Increases Yet Again
BYU Campus Gridlock As Freshman Enrollment Increases Yet Again It was a momentuous first day of the 2026 fall semester for new and returning BYU students alike. There were joy-filled mission reunions and the weather was perfect. The only cloud in the sky was a dramatic and unprecedented gridlock stretching from the JKB to the JSB. BYU has been steadily increasing enrollment for the past … Continue reading BYU Campus Gridlock As Freshman Enrollment Increases Yet Again
