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Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat
Ever since Cosmo closed the curtain on his last football era in 2024, Cosmies (Cosmo fans) have been eagerly awaiting his next move. On August 20th, 2025, he announced his debut album, offering a behind-the-stands look at life during his football days. While this came as a shock to many sports fans, it was not a shock to Cosmo’s cultish fan club. Kourtneigh Brace shared … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat
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Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married
So, the spring wedding season is over, and now you’re all alone. That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Here are our top suggestions for how to keep yourself occupied until you find new single friends! Do yet another scripture study about patience Get into real estate Learn how to cook Ratatouille, become disappointed when you discover it’s just vegetables Explore the Ted Bundy cave … Continue reading Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married
Rainn Wilson Called As Assistant to the Regional Seventy
After his attendance at Music and the Spoken Word, his comments on recent podcasts, and his impressive performance with The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square, General Authorities of the Church extended a calling just in time for General Conference. “Brother Wilson will be sustained during Saturday’s Conference session. We expect great things,” said President Oaks. Rainn will be serving with the Pennsylvania Seventy, Scott … Continue reading Rainn Wilson Called As Assistant to the Regional Seventy
Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line
Barricading began at 5 a.m. in preparation for the 1 p.m. lunch rush. By 10 a.m., students began facing biological setbacks. “I had to ask my buddy to bring me diapers so my pee wouldn’t make me lose my spot in line,” said Joe Becker, who is allegedly potty trained. When the dedicated students finally started taking turns with the microwave, their suffering reached a … Continue reading Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line
Provo Smith’s to Change Name to “Joseph Smith’s”
Local store owners are optimistic that this brand refresh will appeal to their target audience in Provo. The Smith’s grocery store, located near central Provo, is getting a brand refresh after 38 years. Although the store has seen much success over the last few decades, Smith’s owners noticed sales slowing as competitors like Walmart and WinCo moved into the area. The solution for Grace Ryland, … Continue reading Provo Smith’s to Change Name to “Joseph Smith’s”
BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex
After years of concerted effort, BYU is unfortunately running out of ways to obstruct student movement on campus through construction projects. In response, the university has decided to remove most entrances, ceilings, and walls to your apartment to help you feel at home. BYU issued the following statement on Thursday, “We were going to build a new parking garage, but after receiving such glowing reviews … Continue reading BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex
Sheeran Tour Profits Tank, Forced to Join BYU Vocal Point
Ed Sheeran, the music industry’s latest public target, has been effectively shamed off of his own tour, giving the musician no choice but to unite with BYU’s favorite boy band to save face. The “Photograph” singer was seen last week knocking on doors in the Music Building, looking for someone who could get him out of the pickle he’s found himself in. Luckily, he was … Continue reading Sheeran Tour Profits Tank, Forced to Join BYU Vocal Point