Life, missionary

Missionary Realizes New Testament is Actually Fire

Today, Elder Michael McMasterson of the Australia Melbourne Mission admitted that he started reading the New Testament for the first time earlier this week. In an email he wrote: “I never knew this, but the New Testament is actually fire. Jesus and Paul really be saying a lot of dope stuff.” McMastersons’ parents, Donny and Mary, are both elated and disappointed: “He’s 20-years-old and we … Continue reading Missionary Realizes New Testament is Actually Fire

Cameron Frye
Life

Inspiring: ADHD Club Catches Up On A Semester’s Worth Of Meetings In One Day

We love to see it! After postponing its weekly meetings 12 times in a row, BYU’s ADHD club finally locked in and cranked out every single one of them in the space of just one day. The string of meetings consisted of various unrelated thoughts, copious amounts of yapping, and minimal actions taken. The first meeting was scheduled for 9 a.m. and began at 1:37 … Continue reading Inspiring: ADHD Club Catches Up On A Semester’s Worth Of Meetings In One Day

Don Cheadle
Life

“Minister? I Hardly Know Her”—Joke Falls Flat at 4th Disappointing Ministering Interview in a Row

As laid out in the handbook, the leadership of the Provo YSA 678th Ward attempts to carry out ministering interviews once a quarter. Shaleigh Howe, a junior at BYU, went into her interview knowing she had not done a single thing with any of the sisters to whom she is assigned to minister. Howe thought she could get away with a quick interview by using … Continue reading “Minister? I Hardly Know Her”—Joke Falls Flat at 4th Disappointing Ministering Interview in a Row

Cameron Frye
Featured, News, Sports

Dallin Hall Declared Lisan al-Gaib

History was made in Omaha on Thursday as a BYU basketball player declared that he would lead the university to paradise and a National Championship before their first March Madness game. “No one in this room can stand against me,” declared point guard Dallin Hall as he took center court before Thursday’s game. “Your mothers warned you about my coming. Fear the moment.” Mark Pope, … Continue reading Dallin Hall Declared Lisan al-Gaib

Paul Atreides