Campus

BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy

During this day of observance and remembrance, BYU students respectfully honor the student who truly put himself on the front lines. “It doesn’t take a hero to order men to run around the marb. It takes a hero to be the man who runs around the marb,” shared Janna Justice, a self-proclaimed marb maxer. Following the recent Instagram post documenting his 26-mile journey around this … Continue reading BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy

Kim Possible
Campus

Box Elder County Data Center Project Moved to MARB

Politically aware Utahns are currently in an uproar over the infamous data center plan. Utah is already strapped for water, and the data center is projected to increase temperatures by up to 28 degrees. In a rare show of democratic solidarity, leaders of the project have offered to move the data center somewhere more agreeable, and BYU administrators gave the go-ahead for the MARB. “We’ve … Continue reading Box Elder County Data Center Project Moved to MARB

Kayteigh Leigh
Dating, missionary

How To Not Get Dear Johned/Janed on Your Mission

The time has finally come for the mass exodus of missionaries to leave Provo and journey to their service to the Lord. This is an infamous time of testing for relationships. Here are some tips to keep your love alive during the separation. 1. Spiritually Manipulate Them Tell them you had revelation that the two of you are to be sealed for time and eternity … Continue reading How To Not Get Dear Johned/Janed on Your Mission

Marceline Abadeer
Uncategorized

Dear Alternate Universe: Boyfriend and I are both going on missions. How can I make sure I don’t get Dear Johned?

Dear Alternate Universe,  I’m writing to gain some advice on how I should go about this. My boyfriend and I are both soon to depart on our respective missions, and I’d really like to stay together for the duration of this time. How can I ensure our relationship won’t end? Worriedly, Emi Dear Emi, First of all, congratulations on your respective mission calls! I write … Continue reading Dear Alternate Universe: Boyfriend and I are both going on missions. How can I make sure I don’t get Dear Johned?

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