Better Than You: This Guy Said “Ahmen” Instead of “Amen”

Hang up your ties and put down your scriptures because, ladies and gentlemen, you will never be as good as him. Best just put your dreams of celestial glory on the shelf :/ We know the gospel is all about second chances but YEESH. You’d have a lot to catch up on to beat this guy, and that’s just way too much work. Best keep … Continue reading Better Than You: This Guy Said “Ahmen” Instead of “Amen”

General Authorities Have a Final Four Watch Party in the Conference Center

President Oaks expects that his perfect bracket (inspired by revelation) will continue with tonight’s Michigan x Arizona game.    Since his call as the prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, President Dallin H. Oaks has already implemented various policy changes. One of those changes occurred a few months ago, when the First Presidency of the church announced that the Saturday Evening … Continue reading General Authorities Have a Final Four Watch Party in the Conference Center

Another Silent Exchange Between the General Conference Organists

A glance. A touch. A longing. A love. A secret desperate to break free. A desire to jump and a debilitating fear of the fall. A deep dream and the looming threat of sunrise. A boundless love carried by hands in chains. A year after they first came to understand the love they share, the organists playing alongside the choir today now maintain a second, … Continue reading Another Silent Exchange Between the General Conference Organists

Solemn Assembly To Be Conducted Through iClicker Software

Citing a need to adapt to the modern technologies of the day, the Church has recently announced that rather than conducting solemn assemblies through raising of the right hand, it will now be conducted with iClicker remotes. The cost of these remotes can be deducted from tithing   Will Taylor, a self-proclaimed “finance bro” wearing a sleeveless puffer jacket, had only this to say on … Continue reading Solemn Assembly To Be Conducted Through iClicker Software