Local man Jakob Kurtis was sick of eating chicken and rice every day just to have mid physique. Knowing that real change comes from hard work, and often great sacrifice, Jakob consumed 2,698 grams of lean protein by eating his girlfriend, Kayleigh.

Jakob stated:

“Kayleigh was great as a person, but she’s even better as a complete protein source. I’m honestly surprised more people aren’t doing this.”

Fellow gym bro and bystander Bryson Dyson added:

“You gotta do what you gotta do for the summer bod. If you have a goal, you need to do everything in your power to achieve it.”

This new diet is also impacting the community as locals are beginning to find a market for high-protein girlfriends. Bratayla Amino said:

“I’ve been trying to get my pilates studio business off the ground for a while now. Ever since I started telling people that pilates creates ‘high-protein girlfriends’, swarms of dudes have been showing up to my studio and paying for their girlfriends’ memberships.”