The Creamery Outlet in Provo has been getting a lot of traction lately as guests swarm in to grab a brand new flavor: 4000 Bees In A Cup. “The new flavor contains as many as 4000 and as little as 3998 bees of many breeds. One to two bees sometimes get lost in the shuffle. There’s just so many of the little guys in there. … Continue reading Creamery Outlet Newest Flavor: 4000 Bees In A Cup
The Biology Department is proud to introduce the latest lab-grown specimen, Abednegeaux. Through a long period of research and trial and error, the lab was able to create a man more than worthy to be an LDS influencer. With rock hard abs, a temple recommend, and a tiny microphone, Abednegeaux is a model of algorithmic perfection. Head bioengineer, Adam Lively said, “It only made … Continue reading BYU Biology Produces Third “Paris Triplet”
In honor of the big game, Notre Dame’s favorite bell-ringer is thrilled to be leaving his tower to visit Coug Nation. His first outing in years, the hunchback looks forward to seeing the unique features that Provo has to offer. Notre Dame team manager Hugo Victor said, “Normally we make Quasi sit with the suitcases under the bus, but he really insisted on … Continue reading Quasimodo Really Excited to Visit Provo For Big Game
After his attendance at Music and the Spoken Word, his comments on recent podcasts, and his impressive performance with The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square, General Authorities of the Church extended a calling just in time for General Conference. “Brother Wilson will be sustained during Saturday’s Conference session. We expect great things,” said President Oaks. Rainn will be serving with the Pennsylvania Seventy, Scott … Continue reading Rainn Wilson Called As Assistant to the Regional Seventy
Ed Sheeran, the music industry’s latest public target, has been effectively shamed off of his own tour, giving the musician no choice but to unite with BYU’s favorite boy band to save face. The “Photograph” singer was seen last week knocking on doors in the Music Building, looking for someone who could get him out of the pickle he’s found himself in. Luckily, he was … Continue reading Sheeran Tour Profits Tank, Forced to Join BYU Vocal Point
