The time has finally come for the mass exodus of missionaries to leave Provo and journey to their service to the Lord. This is an infamous time of testing for relationships. Here are some tips to keep your love alive during the separation.
1. Spiritually Manipulate Them
Tell them you had revelation that the two of you are to be sealed for time and eternity
2. Share Google Maps Locations
Check every 5 minutes for any suspicious activity.
3. Make Subtle Facebook Posts
Let them know you are serving this mission to be the perfect spouse for them.
4. Tell EVERYONE About Them
The more you talk about it, the more it will DEFINITELY last forever.
5. Have Your RM Friend “Date” Them While You’re Gone
Keep your partner is distracted, and your friend has to give them back to you when you return.
Going long distance is tough. But with these guidelines, true love IS possible.