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Rainn Wilson Called As Assistant to the Regional Seventy

After his attendance at Music and the Spoken Word, his comments on recent podcasts, and his impressive performance with The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square, General Authorities of the Church extended a calling just in time for General Conference. “Brother Wilson will be sustained during Saturday’s Conference session. We expect great things,” said President Oaks.   Rainn will be serving with the Pennsylvania Seventy, Scott … Continue reading Rainn Wilson Called As Assistant to the Regional Seventy

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Temple Recommend Interviews Now to Include Law of Zeus Question

The First Presidency of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has notified general and local Church leaders of the newest question to be included in the temple recommend interview, including a statement on the importance of keeping the Law of Zeus as Latter-day Saints. The additional question reads, “The Law of Zeus is the sacred responsibility to be hospitable hosts to all guests … Continue reading Temple Recommend Interviews Now to Include Law of Zeus Question

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Better Than You: This Guy Said “Ahmen” Instead of “Amen”

Hang up your ties and put down your scriptures because, ladies and gentlemen, you will never be as good as him. Best just put your dreams of celestial glory on the shelf :/ We know the gospel is all about second chances but YEESH. You’d have a lot to catch up on to beat this guy, and that’s just way too much work. Best keep … Continue reading Better Than You: This Guy Said “Ahmen” Instead of “Amen”

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Breaking: Second Hour Church Meetings Will Now Be Condensed Into Short-Form Reels For Audience Retention

From new hymns to tank top permission, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is on a mission to make church less boring. This week, the Church announced that instead of having a regular second-hour block, members will watch a series of 30-second Reels that go over the weekly Come Follow Me. President Dallin H. Oaks explained: “With the increase of dumb commentary and … Continue reading Breaking: Second Hour Church Meetings Will Now Be Condensed Into Short-Form Reels For Audience Retention

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Campus in Spiritual Crisis! Sacrament Meeting Absences Skyrocket Due to Daylight Savings

Sacrament Meeting absences rose sharply this past Sunday due to the “Spring Forward” effect of Daylight Savings. Thousands of students showed up to church just in time for the second hour, much to their consternation. The back rows of several wards were filled to the brim with people who would leave as soon as the first speaker stood up. Andrew Leavitt, a student with 5pm … Continue reading Campus in Spiritual Crisis! Sacrament Meeting Absences Skyrocket Due to Daylight Savings

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