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BYU Women’s Volleyball Cuts Funds— Forced to use Liberty Biberty Instead

Times are tough when the budget gets tight. Luckily, the women’s volleyball coach saw an ad on YouTube for the perfect replacement ball. The first set started off with a swift smack from Grace Fredrick, followed by a shrill scream from Biberty. The screaming alternated between a head voice fry and a death growl. Jordaan Marrshal, mother of three, laid back in her seat and … Continue reading BYU Women’s Volleyball Cuts Funds— Forced to use Liberty Biberty Instead

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Campus, Featured

Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

Barricading began at 5 a.m. in preparation for the 1 p.m. lunch rush. By 10 a.m., students began facing biological setbacks. “I had to ask my buddy to bring me diapers so my pee wouldn’t make me lose my spot in line,” said Joe Becker, who is allegedly potty trained. When the dedicated students finally started taking turns with the microwave, their suffering reached a … Continue reading Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

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Dating, Life

How to Soft Launch Your Study Abroad Boyfriend That You Definitely Didn’t Date on the Study Abroad

Hoeing around doesn’t count if it’s in Europe. Photoshop the Statue of Liberty Behind Every Picture Let them think you met him in Little Italy instead Deny All Allegations Nothing in this world is real, including this “cultural experience.” Lie That You Met on Threads Not in Bosnia. Continue reading How to Soft Launch Your Study Abroad Boyfriend That You Definitely Didn’t Date on the Study Abroad

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Campus

BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy

During this day of observance and remembrance, BYU students respectfully honor the student who truly put himself on the front lines. “It doesn’t take a hero to order men to run around the marb. It takes a hero to be the man who runs around the marb,” shared Janna Justice, a self-proclaimed marb maxer. Following the recent Instagram post documenting his 26-mile journey around this … Continue reading BYU Students Spend Memorial Day Remembering Marbathon Guy

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