With the surge of Ecclesiastical Endorsements needing to be made before fall, bishops are overwhelmed with the amount of interviews they have to schedule. To ease the strain, BYU has updated the endorsement process so that students will interview with The Lifeform roaming the JKB Backrooms. Psychology major Maren Kyle described her interview experience: “Imagine describing an interview to someone who had never seen one … Continue reading BYU Outsources Ecclesiastical Endorsements to JKB Backrooms Entity

Dear Alternate Universe,  I’m writing to gain some advice on how I should go about this. My boyfriend and I are both soon to depart on our respective missions, and I’d really like to stay together for the duration of this time. How can I ensure our relationship won’t end? Worriedly, Emi Dear Emi, First of all, congratulations on your respective mission calls! I write … Continue reading Dear Alternate Universe: Boyfriend and I are both going on missions. How can I make sure I don’t get Dear Johned?

Dear Alternate Universe, I’m writing to ask for advice on how to handle all of my friends getting married this summer. I’m 6’2″, work out twice a week, and served a mission, but I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend. How should I present myself this summer in order to make it clear that I’m not upset, even though I am? Yearningly, Logan Dear … Continue reading Dear Alternate Universe: Help! All of my friends are getting married!