Dear Alternate Universe: Help! All of my friends are getting married!

Dear Alternate Universe, I’m writing to ask for advice on how to handle all of my friends getting married this summer. I’m 6’2″, work out twice a week, and served a mission, but I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend. How should I present myself this summer in order to make it clear that I’m not upset, even though I am? Yearningly, Logan Dear … Continue reading Dear Alternate Universe: Help! All of my friends are getting married!

Chappell Roan Beheads Young Fan While Visiting Provo

This week, Chappell Roan violently decapitated an 11 year old fan who looked at her in the Provo Marriott and Conference Center.    Onlookers were shocked as they witnessed the scene. Staff member Kayleigh Ross recounted:    “I’ve never seen someone move with such swiftness and accuracy. One moment the kid was walking past, the next she was on the ground–-or I guess only her … Continue reading Chappell Roan Beheads Young Fan While Visiting Provo

BYU Student Arrested After Shooting Campus Deer

The deer that roam Brigham Young University’s campus are generally appreciated by faculty and students alike. They mostly keep to themselves and are greatly enjoyed whenever seen. Multiple students walking on the south campus trail on the evening of February 13th reported seeing Colson Lowder, a junior in the construction management program, shoot a campus deer. “I had stopped to watch the deer, since it’s … Continue reading BYU Student Arrested After Shooting Campus Deer