Times are tough when the budget gets tight. Luckily, the women’s volleyball coach saw an ad on YouTube for the perfect replacement ball.

The first set started off with a swift smack from Grace Fredrick, followed by a shrill scream from Biberty. The screaming alternated between a head voice fry and a death growl.

Jordaan Marrshal, mother of three, laid back in her seat and took some deep breaths.

“This was really therapeutic. His blood-curdling scream made up for all the nightmares he gave my children,” she shared. Word has it she reached zen euphoria during the match.

For the most part, the crowd was pleased, especially when the kill count went up (metaphorically and almost physically).

“Liberty Biberty doxed Elder Bednar and my grandparents,” announced Esteban Shmolmán, who validly justified his enjoyment of the game.

The match continued for two more sets with BYU in the lead, until the Furry Defense Force showed up. Dressed in a $9,000 fursuit, the world’s sexiest fox cop strutted onto the scene. A quick flash of her badge made the entire crowd yell, “awwwww mannnn,” followed by pouty faces.

Bared Jrockbank felt especially disappointed.

“Everything was going fine until they showed up,” he said.

He then stamped his foot on the ground and stormed out of the building like everyone else.