First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Release Album, ‘The Tortured Prophets Department’

On the backs of Taylor Swift’s hit double album, the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have released their own album, The Tortured Prophets Department. Yesterday, President Russell M. Nelson posted a picture of a note on Instagram that read, “And so we enter into evidence / Our redeemed stakes and wards / Our … Continue reading First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Release Album, ‘The Tortured Prophets Department’

Girl Vocal Point Collaborates with JoJo Siwa, Horrifies Thousands

Tired of being referred to as “girl Vocal Point,” a cappella ensemble Noteworthy was desperate for a rebrand. The group decided to collaborate with former Dance Moms star JoJo Siwa to add a touch of edginess to their persona. However, their medley of JoJo’s single “Karma” and Frozen’s “Let it Go” left onlookers more alarmed than awestruck.  “I’m going to be honest. When I heard … Continue reading Girl Vocal Point Collaborates with JoJo Siwa, Horrifies Thousands

British Culture Takes Over BYU After Elder Kearon’s Talk

This past Sunday, Elder Patrick Kearon gave his first address as a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. While Elder Kearon has spoken in General Conference before, no one had really paid attention before, so they were shocked by his accent. Members of the Church all over the world were so amazed by the extreme, exotic nature of his accent, that they have … Continue reading British Culture Takes Over BYU After Elder Kearon’s Talk

Graduating Seniors Advised to Cut Down On Family Members

This year’s Commencement Ceremony allows those graduating to bring only three guests. Because no seniors belong to family units that minuscule, the university has advised severing relationships before graduation day arrives. For a church culturally known for encouraging large families, this regulation has struck many as contradictory. This advice has led many graduating seniors to great distress. Many were viewed staring at photos of their … Continue reading Graduating Seniors Advised to Cut Down On Family Members