As temperatures rise, Utah County officials are preparing measures to control the invasive populations of FSY Kids that will soon erupt at the two universities in the county.

“It just destroys the local food chain, the native college students find it extremely difficult to find uncrowded feeding areas,” says local expert Tracy Mulholland.

Locals expressed excitement over the potential of easy money. Utah County is offering a prize of $15,000 for the most campers taken out over the course of the summer. Brandon Downs, a Provo native, had this to say:

“Who needs a summer job as a sales bro when I can just hunt down teenagers for money?”

Though to many this seems like an extreme reaction, government officials assured the people that it was necessary, even pointing to a similar program at Utah Lake that had beneficial effects.

“It worked for the carp, it should work for this too.”