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Miracle! Freshman Almost Completes One Whole Assignment Without AI

Terror struck the heart of Helaman Halls Resident and self-proclaimed Brigham Delta Pi Fraternity member Duke Guywalker earlier this week when he had one whole Geography 120 assignment due Tuesday. The assignment would take the average person nearly fifteen whole minutes to complete-a timeframe too long for poor Duke. Luckily, a strategy he’s been using since the Biden administration quickly came to his mind-ChatGPT could … Continue reading Miracle! Freshman Almost Completes One Whole Assignment Without AI

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Featured, General Conference, Sports

BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling

Hours after President Christofferson’s anti-gambling talk, thousands of fans feel less inclined to follow football now that there is no money in it. In the Saturday morning session of Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ General Conference leader President D. Todd Christofferson gave a seminal talk about the immorality of gambling, and discouraging members from participating in any form, including sports betting. This re-emphasis … Continue reading BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling

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News, Provo

Provo Smith’s to Change Name to “Joseph Smith’s”

Local store owners are optimistic that this brand refresh will appeal to their target audience in Provo. The Smith’s grocery store, located near central Provo, is getting a brand refresh after 38 years. Although the store has seen much success over the last few decades, Smith’s owners noticed sales slowing as competitors like Walmart and WinCo moved into the area. The solution for Grace Ryland, … Continue reading Provo Smith’s to Change Name to “Joseph Smith’s”

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Campus, Life, News

BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

After years of concerted effort, BYU is unfortunately running out of ways to obstruct student movement on campus through construction projects. In response, the university has decided to remove most entrances, ceilings, and walls to your apartment to help you feel at home. BYU issued the following statement on Thursday, “We were going to build a new parking garage, but after receiving such glowing reviews … Continue reading BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

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Featured, Life

Provo Housing Market in Fantastic Shape, Absolutely Thriving

You heard it here first, folks! We just checked in with the top realtors and property managers around BYU campus and they confirmed that everything is just sunshine and rainbows. Couldn’t be better. Business is boomin’. While visiting Legend Real Estate, we overheard a joyful exchange between realtor Brig N. Greedy and a new tenant: “Rent is due on the first of each month. The … Continue reading Provo Housing Market in Fantastic Shape, Absolutely Thriving

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