‘Dancing with the Stars’ Announces Upcoming “LDS Hymn Night”

The hit competitive ballroom TV show, Dancing With The Stars, just announced an upcoming “LDS Hymn Night.” Reactions have been mixed, but Latter-day Saints have expressed roaring enthusiasm. “I’ve been praying for this for years,” remarks avid fan Bryson Dyson. “Now I know God is real!” The Los Angeles mission president has given the local missionaries permission to attend the show. “What could go wrong?” … Continue reading ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Announces Upcoming “LDS Hymn Night”

Cher HorowitzOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026Leave a comment

Campus, Featured, News, Sports

How that Spider-Man Guy is going to Spend his 3 Million Dollars.

This morning, BYU student Carter Smith won 3 million dollars after kicking a ball. During the ESPN Game Day broadcast at Heritage Halls, Smith had the chance to kick a field goal to win money. Three billionaires present at the event each put up $1 million if he made it. Smith’s ball sailed through the field goal, and BYU fans erupted in cheers. This life-changing … Continue reading How that Spider-Man Guy is going to Spend his 3 Million Dollars.

Swedish ChefOctober 17, 2026October 17, 20261 Comment

News, Provo

Provo Smith’s to Change Name to “Joseph Smith’s”

Local store owners are optimistic that this brand refresh will appeal to their target audience in Provo. The Smith’s grocery store, located near central Provo, is getting a brand refresh after 38 years. Although the store has seen much success over the last few decades, Smith’s owners noticed sales slowing as competitors like Walmart and WinCo moved into the area. The solution for Grace Ryland, … Continue reading Provo Smith’s to Change Name to “Joseph Smith’s”

Swedish ChefSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Campus, Life, News

BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

After years of concerted effort, BYU is unfortunately running out of ways to obstruct student movement on campus through construction projects. In response, the university has decided to remove most entrances, ceilings, and walls to your apartment to help you feel at home. BYU issued the following statement on Thursday, “We were going to build a new parking garage, but after receiving such glowing reviews … Continue reading BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

Frank HeffleySeptember 24, 2026September 30, 20263 Comments

Featured, News, Uncategorized

Sheeran Tour Profits Tank, Forced to Join BYU Vocal Point

Ed Sheeran, the music industry’s latest public target, has been effectively shamed off of his own tour, giving the musician no choice but to unite with BYU’s favorite boy band to save face. The “Photograph” singer was seen last week knocking on doors in the Music Building, looking for someone who could get him out of the pickle he’s found himself in. Luckily, he was … Continue reading Sheeran Tour Profits Tank, Forced to Join BYU Vocal Point