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Campus, Featured

Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

Barricading began at 5 a.m. in preparation for the 1 p.m. lunch rush. By 10 a.m., students began facing biological setbacks. “I had to ask my buddy to bring me diapers so my pee wouldn’t make me lose my spot in line,” said Joe Becker, who is allegedly potty trained. When the dedicated students finally started taking turns with the microwave, their suffering reached a … Continue reading Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

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News, Provo

Provo Smith’s to Change Name to “Joseph Smith’s”

Local store owners are optimistic that this brand refresh will appeal to their target audience in Provo. The Smith’s grocery store, located near central Provo, is getting a brand refresh after 38 years. Although the store has seen much success over the last few decades, Smith’s owners noticed sales slowing as competitors like Walmart and WinCo moved into the area. The solution for Grace Ryland, … Continue reading Provo Smith’s to Change Name to “Joseph Smith’s”

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Featured, News

Cosmo Unmasked: These People Seen Walking into Cosmo the Cougar Tryouts.

This week, BYU held its annual Cosmo and Dunk Team tryouts. Dozens of people came to show off their skills and try to become America’s best mascot. Our reporters were stationed outside the tryouts to get a glimpse into who could be the next Cosmo the Cougar. We saw many masters of stunts, dance, and showmanship walk in. Could one of these people be the … Continue reading Cosmo Unmasked: These People Seen Walking into Cosmo the Cougar Tryouts.

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Dating, Life

Heartbreaking: Your New Schedule Contains Zero Hot People

What is even the point? Without the same sexy stranger to brush past on your way into the JKB every day, is it still worth going? Do you still take the bus if you have no pre-talking stage there to maybe try talking to you? Probably not.  “Last semester, I only went to class so I could sit seven seats down from this really hot … Continue reading Heartbreaking: Your New Schedule Contains Zero Hot People

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Featured, News, Sports

CougarTail Sales Skyrocket after Cosmo “Tailgate”

Starting in the second half of Saturday’s football game against Arizona, CougarTails have been rapidly selling out at all available venues. Though the exact reason is unconfirmed, we have our suspicions. “Ever since the halftime show, I’ve just felt a constant need to have a CougarTail in my mouth. No idea why,” said BYU student Bryson Dyson, who has consumed several dozen since the incident. … Continue reading CougarTail Sales Skyrocket after Cosmo “Tailgate”

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