Local chump Sandra McCullough was caught using BYU’s Reading Day for studying rather than normal activities like hanging out with friends or having a life.

“In all my years of working here, I’ve never seen someone actually study on Reading Day,” reported longtime librarian Susan Goodrich. “It’s really quite sad to see her be the first.”

Observers noted being “weirded out” by seeing someone take the day seriously.

“I can’t even imagine actually studying,” noted failing student Jimmy Hatfield. “No class means no responsibilities. That’s why I never go to class.”

In attempting to reach out to any that know McCullough to confirm this story, we only managed to find McCullough’s academic counselor.