Miracle! Freshman Almost Completes One Whole Assignment Without AI

Terror struck the heart of Helaman Halls Resident and self-proclaimed Brigham Delta Pi Fraternity member Duke Guywalker earlier this week when he had one whole Geography 120 assignment due Tuesday. The assignment would take the average person nearly fifteen whole minutes to complete-a timeframe too long for poor Duke. Luckily, a strategy he’s been using since the Biden administration quickly came to his mind-ChatGPT could … Continue reading Miracle! Freshman Almost Completes One Whole Assignment Without AI

Juror #4October 23, 2026October 23, 2026Leave a comment

Featured, General Conference, Sports

BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling

Hours after President Christofferson’s anti-gambling talk, thousands of fans feel less inclined to follow football now that there is no money in it. In the Saturday morning session of Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ General Conference leader President D. Todd Christofferson gave a seminal talk about the immorality of gambling, and discouraging members from participating in any form, including sports betting. This re-emphasis … Continue reading BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling

Chuck BartowskiOctober 3, 2026October 3, 20261 Comment

Campus, Featured

Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

Barricading began at 5 a.m. in preparation for the 1 p.m. lunch rush. By 10 a.m., students began facing biological setbacks. “I had to ask my buddy to bring me diapers so my pee wouldn’t make me lose my spot in line,” said Joe Becker, who is allegedly potty trained. When the dedicated students finally started taking turns with the microwave, their suffering reached a … Continue reading Students Camp Out in Wilk to Get Good Spot in Microwave Line

Kim PossibleSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026Leave a comment

Campus, Life, News

BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

After years of concerted effort, BYU is unfortunately running out of ways to obstruct student movement on campus through construction projects. In response, the university has decided to remove most entrances, ceilings, and walls to your apartment to help you feel at home. BYU issued the following statement on Thursday, “We were going to build a new parking garage, but after receiving such glowing reviews … Continue reading BYU Set To Tear Out Every Entrance To Your Apartment Complex

Frank HeffleySeptember 24, 2026September 30, 20263 Comments

Featured, News

Cosmo Unmasked: These People Seen Walking into Cosmo the Cougar Tryouts.

This week, BYU held its annual Cosmo and Dunk Team tryouts. Dozens of people came to show off their skills and try to become America’s best mascot. Our reporters were stationed outside the tryouts to get a glimpse into who could be the next Cosmo the Cougar. We saw many masters of stunts, dance, and showmanship walk in. Could one of these people be the … Continue reading Cosmo Unmasked: These People Seen Walking into Cosmo the Cougar Tryouts.