Well folks, the wait is finally over! Give your friend of color a high-five and maybe a kiss on the mouth because racism is officially done for. For years, expert sociologists have been trying to find a solution to discrimination, but some white boy just figured it out for a bit of Monday afternoon fun! The moment math and ethics prodigy Paxton Bright found the … Continue reading BYU Student Solves Racism With Simple Equation
As the class of 2024 goes out into the world to accomplish various tasks of minimal significance and further disappoint their parents and their spouses of 6 years, we look back at all of their greatest accomplishments during their time on campus. Continue reading Official Class of 2024 Stats
This past Sunday, Elder Patrick Kearon gave his first address as a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. While Elder Kearon has spoken in General Conference before, no one had really paid attention before, so they were shocked by his accent. Members of the Church all over the world were so amazed by the extreme, exotic nature of his accent, that they have … Continue reading British Culture Takes Over BYU After Elder Kearon’s Talk
We love to see it! After postponing its weekly meetings 12 times in a row, BYU’s ADHD club finally locked in and cranked out every single one of them in the space of just one day. The string of meetings consisted of various unrelated thoughts, copious amounts of yapping, and minimal actions taken. The first meeting was scheduled for 9 a.m. and began at 1:37 … Continue reading Inspiring: ADHD Club Catches Up On A Semester’s Worth Of Meetings In One Day
In BYU’s latest efforts to monitor on-campus travel, leaders have decided to combine forces with the Missionary Department to install Tiwi systems (A GPS-enabled device that will allow authorities to monitor students’ driving activity) on scooters found on campus. Says campus representative Jessica Robb, “I think campus scooter riders deserve both the embarrassment and the missionary PTSD for zooming around the Wilk like they’re in … Continue reading BYU Police Partners With Missionary Department to Place Tiwi Systems on Campus Scooters
