BYU Administrators Worry as High Gas Prices Lead to Surplus of Parking Spots

The war in Iran has been controversial, having adverse effects on many, and highly disapproved of by most politicians. However, it has had one surprising silver lining: due to high gas prices, there is an excess of parking spots at Brigham Young University. Economists expect that parking spots will remain plentiful into the fall semester, prompting administrators to remove parking spots throughout campus. “We plan … Continue reading BYU Administrators Worry as High Gas Prices Lead to Surplus of Parking Spots

Box Elder County Data Center Project Moved to MARB

Politically aware Utahns are currently in an uproar over the infamous data center plan. Utah is already strapped for water, and the data center is projected to increase temperatures by up to 28 degrees. In a rare show of democratic solidarity, leaders of the project have offered to move the data center somewhere more agreeable, and BYU administrators gave the go-ahead for the MARB. “We’ve … Continue reading Box Elder County Data Center Project Moved to MARB

Dear Alternate Universe: Boyfriend and I are both going on missions. How can I make sure I don’t get Dear Johned?

Dear Alternate Universe,  I’m writing to gain some advice on how I should go about this. My boyfriend and I are both soon to depart on our respective missions, and I’d really like to stay together for the duration of this time. How can I ensure our relationship won’t end? Worriedly, Emi Dear Emi, First of all, congratulations on your respective mission calls! I write … Continue reading Dear Alternate Universe: Boyfriend and I are both going on missions. How can I make sure I don’t get Dear Johned?

Dear Alternate Universe: Help! All of my friends are getting married!

Dear Alternate Universe, I’m writing to ask for advice on how to handle all of my friends getting married this summer. I’m 6’2″, work out twice a week, and served a mission, but I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend. How should I present myself this summer in order to make it clear that I’m not upset, even though I am? Yearningly, Logan Dear … Continue reading Dear Alternate Universe: Help! All of my friends are getting married!

Incensed Patron Upends Table of Chatty Students in HBLL Reading Room

The BYU Library, otherwise known as the HBLL (Harold B. Lee Library), has precious few quiet zones, limited to the 5th floor during times of no construction, the 2nd floor Reading Room or Periodicals, and the 1st floor Social Sciences Section. Students requiring enforced quiet study for concentration are limited to these three areas. Unfortunately, since these three areas have some of the greatest square … Continue reading Incensed Patron Upends Table of Chatty Students in HBLL Reading Room