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BYU Women’s Volleyball Cuts Funds— Forced to use Liberty Biberty Instead

Times are tough when the budget gets tight. Luckily, the women’s volleyball coach saw an ad on YouTube for the perfect replacement ball. The first set started off with a swift smack from Grace Fredrick, followed by a shrill scream from Biberty. The screaming alternated between a head voice fry and a death growl. Jordaan Marrshal, mother of three, laid back in her seat and … Continue reading BYU Women’s Volleyball Cuts Funds— Forced to use Liberty Biberty Instead

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Featured, General Conference, Sports

BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling

Hours after President Christofferson’s anti-gambling talk, thousands of fans feel less inclined to follow football now that there is no money in it. In the Saturday morning session of Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ General Conference leader President D. Todd Christofferson gave a seminal talk about the immorality of gambling, and discouraging members from participating in any form, including sports betting. This re-emphasis … Continue reading BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling

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Featured, News, Sports

CougarTail Sales Skyrocket after Cosmo “Tailgate”

Starting in the second half of Saturday’s football game against Arizona, CougarTails have been rapidly selling out at all available venues. Though the exact reason is unconfirmed, we have our suspicions. “Ever since the halftime show, I’ve just felt a constant need to have a CougarTail in my mouth. No idea why,” said BYU student Bryson Dyson, who has consumed several dozen since the incident. … Continue reading CougarTail Sales Skyrocket after Cosmo “Tailgate”

Don Cheadle
Campus, Life, Provo, Sports

BYU ROC Board Releases Statement, Condemns Busy Students as “Poor Fans”

Provo, UT – In a statement released in response to recent backlash surrounding new ROC Pass ticket claim policies, the ROC Board maintained that students with responsibilities that infringe upon athletic event attendance are “not real BYU Cougars.” The press release reads as follows: “Dear Students and BYU Alumni, “A lot of discussion has been made recently regarding our new policy for BYU Football and … Continue reading BYU ROC Board Releases Statement, Condemns Busy Students as “Poor Fans”

Chuck Bartowski
Featured, News, Sports

HE’S COMING HOME: AJ Dybantsa Returns To BYU As Finance TA

In a shocking turn of events, AJ Dybantsa has forgone the NBA draft in favor of returning to BYU as a finance TA. Dybantsa posted the following on LinkedIn this morning: “My time at BYU is not done. NBA contracts might seem appealing, but I could make that money in a single summer selling pest control.” While many NBA fans mourn the decision, summer sales … Continue reading HE’S COMING HOME: AJ Dybantsa Returns To BYU As Finance TA

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