Oklahoma State Students Show Respect For BYU By Chanting “F*** the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!”

Athletes of Brigham Young University have long since become used to the “F*** the Mormons!” chants that have broken out during away events. But when the Oklahoma State student section broke into their chant, something was a little different this time. “I just feel so respected,” said BYU forward Scott Riggs. “It shows that they’ve really done their research so that they can hate us … Continue reading Oklahoma State Students Show Respect For BYU By Chanting “F*** the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!”

Revealed: BYU Hockey Team Was Axed Due to Prophetic Vision of “Heated Rivalry”

After five long years of fans wondering why their beloved team was canceled, the BYU administration finally revealed their reasoning for discontinuing the school’s long running hockey team.   Administration released a rambling statement, citing concerns over thirst trap edits being made of the players as one of their prime reasons.   “We couldn’t let the fujoshis come and ogle our hockey players like that.” … Continue reading Revealed: BYU Hockey Team Was Axed Due to Prophetic Vision of “Heated Rivalry”

Your Dad Gets Promoted to be BYU’s New Defensive Coordinator

Pop into the family group chat to congratulate your dad on his new position, because just yesterday it was announced that your dad will be replacing former defensive coordinator, Jay Hill. Hill recently betrayed BYU when he transferred to the Michigan staff, but the BYU football team is optimistic that this change is for the better.  “We know that y/n’s dad is going to make … Continue reading Your Dad Gets Promoted to be BYU’s New Defensive Coordinator

BREAKING: Third Bachmeier Brother Revealed to be UVU Student

Bear and Tiger Bachmeier have made waves on the BYU football team this year, with Bear being the first true freshman quarterback in the team’s history. However, in a recent revelation that has rocked fans across the state, sources can now confirm that Bear and Tiger Bachmeier, BYU’s apex predators of the gridiron, have another brother: Cougar Bachmeier, a UVU senior studying accounting. According to … Continue reading BREAKING: Third Bachmeier Brother Revealed to be UVU Student

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Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat

Ever since Cosmo closed the curtain on his last football era in 2024, Cosmies (Cosmo fans) have been eagerly awaiting his next move. On August 20th, 2025, he announced his debut album, offering a behind-the-stands look at life during his football days. While this came as a shock to many sports fans, it was not a shock to Cosmo’s cultish fan club. Kourtneigh Brace shared … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat