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What to do on Game Days if You Didn’t Get a ROC Pass

You got screwed over. The BYU ticketing system failed you. Now you’re stuck in your apartment—alone, bitter, and friendless while the student section goes wild. Fortunately, we’ve compiled a list of things you can do instead. Paraglide Into the Stadium with Cosmo A 100% free, 100% foolproof way to sneak into the student section. Hold a Strike Outside LaVell Edwards Stadium Between the drumline, 3rd … Continue reading What to do on Game Days if You Didn’t Get a ROC Pass

Kim Possible
Featured, Life, Sports

Smile! You’re Cheating at the 50-Yard Line

In light of recent events, the BYU ROC board has issued an official PSA for all students: “ROC passes are on sale, and so is your reminder that football games aren’t scandalous date nights in disguise. The jumbotron catches everything—and everyone. Be careful who you bring, especially if they are side pieces or Utah fans,” shared Mandy Lyron, a student member of the committee.  Cheers … Continue reading Smile! You’re Cheating at the 50-Yard Line

Kim Possible
Sports

Provo Men Obsessed With Balls

Recently, reports have been circulating of a very vocal group of male BYU students who are very concerned about balls. With their friends, ball talk. Between classes, they exchange ball stories. Highlight reels of balls on their Explore pages. It’s all ball games, ball tricks, ball up top. Balls, balls, balls. “The only thing my fiancé wants to talk about is ball games,” complained Emma … Continue reading Provo Men Obsessed With Balls

Paul Atreides
Featured, Sports, Uncategorized

Where Are Some of BYU’s Most Famous Athletes Now?

When people think of BYU, they often think of academic excellence, soberness, religion, and just a sprinkle of polygamy. Due to the recent success of many athletes who have come out of BYU, our religious institution is slowly becoming known as an athletic powerhouse. Who else produces the sheer amount of skinny white guys who can run for long distances like us, huh? As a … Continue reading Where Are Some of BYU’s Most Famous Athletes Now?

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, President Worthen, Sports

Russia Declines Trade for Brad Wilcox and a CougarTail for Brittney Griner

When news broke that WNBA Star Brittney Griner had been taken captivate in Russia, hearts across the nation went out to her. But no one has tried to do more than the President of God’s University. President Kevin J. Worthen is an avid lover of the basketball. But somewhat surprisingly, his true love is the WNBA. “I love watching the tall women. They are so … Continue reading Russia Declines Trade for Brad Wilcox and a CougarTail for Brittney Griner

Bobby Zimmeruski