The criteria for assuming the role of BYU’s beloved mascot is no joke. Here’s what you would have to do, ranked from easiest to most difficult.
- Disarm a Bomb
- Fight an Cougar and Win
- Talk to a Woman
- Treat a Ute Fan With Respect
- Make a Fursona
- Be Between 5’9” and 6’
It’s a challenging job to fill, but fill it BYU must. How else could they legally get away with torturing a student?