BYU Faces Outbreak of “Brigham Butt” From Campus Toilet Splash Back

A strain of what specialists are calling “Brigham Butt” is surging campus-wide, sparking concern over public restrooms and the severe toilet splash back when flushing. Infected students report symptoms of itchiness, burning sensations, unpleasant odor, and feelings of immense dread as the epidemic spreads.   Mathematics major Derek Bottom described his experience:   “I got Brigham Butt from the center stall in the Wilk. That … Continue reading BYU Faces Outbreak of “Brigham Butt” From Campus Toilet Splash Back

An Open Love Letter to the Daily Universe

Dear The Daily Universe, We haven’t always seen eye to eye. You’ve judged us for reporting the raw truth and we’ve judged you for fabricating your own. But we’re tired of fighting. We’re tired of running from our feelings. We’re not kids anymore, The Daily Universe. We’re student newspaper organizations now. And that means we have to take some responsibility. We’ve been around for nine … Continue reading An Open Love Letter to the Daily Universe

2026 Winter Olympics to be Catered by Cannon Center Italian Corner

As the world spectates the winter olympics together, BYU has the honor and privilege of providing delicious nutrition to this year’s athletes. To honor the beautiful country of Italy where the competition is taking place, leaders chose the Cannon Center’s Euro Kitchen to serve the world’s greatest competitors. Cannon Center chef Shawn Smith said: “The world is our campus, but it is also our kitchen. … Continue reading 2026 Winter Olympics to be Catered by Cannon Center Italian Corner

Other Things Taylor Frankie Paul is Leaving at Home for The Bachelorette

Being the leading lady for The Bachelorette’s 22nd season isn’t easy. With all the responsibility of making headlines and making Mormon people uncomfortable, needing to consolidate and prioritize is totally valid. Here are some other things that Ms. Paul will be leaving at home this season:    Her 3 kids  Indy, Ocean, and Ever will appear in the finale when they have to meet their … Continue reading Other Things Taylor Frankie Paul is Leaving at Home for The Bachelorette