Here are 5 exclusive fun facts about the newest member of the Quorum of the Twelve. 1. He’s actually faking his accent Elder Caussé noticed how much everyone loves Elder Kearon’s British accent, so he decided to speak in a French accent to keep everyone engaged during his talks. 2. He’s so good at receiving personal revelation, he’s become a mind reader One look … Continue reading Get to Know the Newest Apostle: Elder Gérald Caussé
On Sunday, October 19th, at approximately 9:30 am, student thieves wielding American Heritage textbooks broke into the MOA with SWIG in hand before escaping on the UVX with valuable statues in their pockets. Immediately following the crime, Brigham Young emerged from the grave to express his congratulations to the students who managed to escape with no trace. “No Canva, no Learning Suite, just some good … Continue reading LOVE Statue and Cute Little Dear Stolen in MOA Heist
According to recent polls among BYU students, people feel more inspired by this Ron Swanson knockoff than by the First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. While conference has generated a significant amount of buzz related to our new prophet and first presidency, this guy continues to overpower all old-man-related gossip. Whispers generated from the grapevine reveal that this guy is immortal and will … Continue reading REPORT: People Care More About MoTab Mustache Guy Than Our Actual Prophet
Recently, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints added twelve new hymns to the hymn book. These hymns are part of a new hymn book being released in 2026. Music leaders have expressed special enthusiasm for number 12. New Hymns: 1. Take Me to Church – Hozier 2. Once There was a Snowman 3. Holy – Justin Bieber 4. State of Grace – … Continue reading 12 New Sacred Hymns Added to the Hymn Book
The Alternate Universe has learned that Elder Quentin L. Cook celebrated his September 8th birthday all alone, because everyone was too excited about President Nelson’s 101st birthday on the 9th. In an interview with Elder Cook, he stated, “I sent out lots of invitations, and even bought a cake, but nobody came. At first, I thought they were hiding to surprise me, which seems like … Continue reading Elder Cook Just Celebrated His 85th Birthday Alone
