Other Things Taylor Frankie Paul is Leaving at Home for The Bachelorette

Being the leading lady for The Bachelorette’s 22nd season isn’t easy. With all the responsibility of making headlines and making Mormon people uncomfortable, needing to consolidate and prioritize is totally valid. Here are some other things that Ms. Paul will be leaving at home this season:    Her 3 kids  Indy, Ocean, and Ever will appear in the finale when they have to meet their … Continue reading Other Things Taylor Frankie Paul is Leaving at Home for The Bachelorette

Kennedy Center Announces “Turkish Trichology” Study Abroad for Students Seeking Hair Plugs

At the heart of global engagement at Brigham Young University is the acclaimed David M. Kennedy Center for International Studies. As more and more students are participating in study abroad programs every year, the institution has announced a brand new program that will take students to Turkey to study hair and scalp health–as well as receive hair transplants for many a balding cougar.   BYU … Continue reading Kennedy Center Announces “Turkish Trichology” Study Abroad for Students Seeking Hair Plugs

Gay Mountain Saves Cosmo From Vecna

If you’ve been following the Alternate Universe lately, you’ve seen the alarming news that Cosmo, as well as eleven other mascots were abducted. While this was devastating for the community, it wasn’t long before BYU made its comeback. In a shocking turn of events, Gay Mountain, who came out last year, rose to the occasion. Through intense seismic activity, Gay Mountain defeated the mascot’s abductor, … Continue reading Gay Mountain Saves Cosmo From Vecna

General Authorities Report Visions of Cosmo in Vecna’s Lair. 11 Other Mascots Missing.

This morning, general authorities reported visions of Cosmo abducted in a strange, vine-like lair. News reports have confirmed the abduction of 11 other mascots as well. With great interest, reporters coaxed a vague description our of our dear prophet. “What I saw…it was like Nephi’s vision of the great and spacious building…but silmier and with more squishy sounds,” he shared, visibly disturbed. While many people … Continue reading General Authorities Report Visions of Cosmo in Vecna’s Lair. 11 Other Mascots Missing.