This morning, general authorities reported visions of Cosmo abducted in a strange, vine-like lair. News reports have confirmed the abduction of 11 other mascots as well.

With great interest, reporters coaxed a vague description our of our dear prophet.

“What I saw…it was like Nephi’s vision of the great and spacious building…but silmier and with more squishy sounds,” he shared, visibly disturbed.

While many people can’t possibly imagine the legitimacy of these visions, we know that general authorities don’t lie. Many church members are now attempting to theorize the purpose of these mascot abductions.

“I think Vecna is planning on organizing a new Big 12. The old Big 12 will burn and fall. He will remake it into something…beautiful,” shared Carter Phowell, who sounded really hot when he said that.

With that information, we assume it is time for someone to take action. Kalani Sitake spoke on this point.

“Now is the perfect time for a ragtag group of outcast engineering students and their token gay friend to put their heads together and save the day,” he said, while playing Wii golf.

So, if you are incredibly nerdy, potentially homosexual, and have a bunch of inanimate objects that could be used to explain deep scientific concepts, this might be your time to shine.