This week, Chappell Roan violently decapitated an 11 year old fan who looked at her in the Provo Marriott and Conference Center. Onlookers were shocked as they witnessed the scene. Staff member Kayleigh Ross recounted: “I’ve never seen someone move with such swiftness and accuracy. One moment the kid was walking past, the next she was on the ground–-or I guess only her … Continue reading Chappell Roan Beheads Young Fan While Visiting Provo
Holiday breaks are dangerous for college couples—especially when they’re as long as BYU’s spring day. This year’s spring holiday proved to be no different as thousands of couples broke off their relationships during the hours apart. Darby Johnson, a newly single student shared her experience: “My boyfriend of 3 months flew home for Spring Day, and I guess while he was there he decided he … Continue reading Spring Day Results in Thousands of Breakups
BYU is famous for having bad parking conditions for students. Every semester, students buy parking passes just to be unable to park anywhere close to their classes or work. It can be especially frustrating when students get all the way to their go-to parking lot just to see it completely blocked off by BYU Police–completely empty, yet completely inaccessible. What students may not know … Continue reading BYU Police Ropes off Miles of Parking for Invisible Guests
A strain of what specialists are calling “Brigham Butt” is surging campus-wide, sparking concern over public restrooms and the severe toilet splash back when flushing. Infected students report symptoms of itchiness, burning sensations, unpleasant odor, and feelings of immense dread as the epidemic spreads. Mathematics major Derek Bottom described his experience: “I got Brigham Butt from the center stall in the Wilk. That … Continue reading BYU Faces Outbreak of “Brigham Butt” From Campus Toilet Splash Back
As the world spectates the winter olympics together, BYU has the honor and privilege of providing delicious nutrition to this year’s athletes. To honor the beautiful country of Italy where the competition is taking place, leaders chose the Cannon Center’s Euro Kitchen to serve the world’s greatest competitors. Cannon Center chef Shawn Smith said: “The world is our campus, but it is also our kitchen. … Continue reading 2026 Winter Olympics to be Catered by Cannon Center Italian Corner
