Recipes To Introduce Your Family To This Thanksgiving

Now that you’re all grown up and have been to college, it’s time to show your family all of the delicious recipes you’ve picked up since being at school!   1.Yogurt and Frozen Vegetables The prep is unbelievably simple and the macros go crazy. Anyone with dentures will also appreciate this one.   2. Rancherito’s Burrito The plane reeked while it sat in your carry … Continue reading Recipes To Introduce Your Family To This Thanksgiving

Things That Are Definitely Happening At The Rave-yard Tonight

For Halloween this year, the BYU Student Connection and Leadership Center are putting on a spooky bash in the JFSB quad. Here’s what you can surely expect.   The event will begin with prayer. The offerer will ask forgiveness for celebrating the Devil’s holiday.   The punch will be spiked with creamery milk.  Everyone will also gain 20 pounds overnight because the water will immediately … Continue reading Things That Are Definitely Happening At The Rave-yard Tonight

BYU Cinnamon Stick Dealer Sentenced to Life in Prison

After a security officer in the Harold B. Lee Library reported seeing a student enter the library with an object in his mouth that appeared to be a blunt, BYU police made contact with the suspect and questioned him. The perceived blunt turned out to be just a cinnamon stick, but BYU police felt that it was in the student body’s best interest to detain … Continue reading BYU Cinnamon Stick Dealer Sentenced to Life in Prison

President Oaks Kind of Nervy for New Calling

In the recent whirlwind of events and changes in the church, Latter Day Saints are particularly concerned about the question “who is Dallin H. Oaks?”, but few are asking “how is Dallin H. Oaks?” In an exclusive interview with President Oaks, he expressed: “I’ve had a lot of big jobs in my life, but this one is def gonna be my biggest. I mean, no … Continue reading President Oaks Kind of Nervy for New Calling

Taking Tylenol During Pregnancy Causes Increased Ute Fan Births, Study Reveals

In a recent meeting with the BYU Athletics Department, Director Brian Santiago and his team led an important discussion with leading medical experts on the issue of Utah Ute enthusiasm. With the famous rivalry at the forefront of everyone’s minds, the department landed on prenatal tylenol use as a potential cause for Ute fan births. Santiago questioned, “Why would anyone not cheer for the Lord’s … Continue reading Taking Tylenol During Pregnancy Causes Increased Ute Fan Births, Study Reveals