Author: Marceline Abadeer

Featured, Provo

Local Woman Ditches Mutual, Starts Pulling Men on Clash Royale

As any local will remind you, the dating scene in Provo is famous for being terrible. While apps like Mutual are designed to help young singles (and occasionally cheaters)  find love, women are turning to new resources to attract higher volumes of men in less time–and one such resource is really doing numbers. Local woman Courtney Towers reports that she has added over 300 men … Continue reading Local Woman Ditches Mutual, Starts Pulling Men on Clash Royale

Marceline Abadeer
Campus, Featured

BYU’s Fall 2025 Devotional Lineup

The new semester is officially underway, and you know what that means–a brand new lineup of inspiring devotionals by some of the world’s most influential speakers. Here’s a taste of who you’ll be hearing from this semester:   Jeremiah Fisher: “Lessons from Matthew 18:15- “‘Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone…’”   Taylor … Continue reading BYU’s Fall 2025 Devotional Lineup

Marceline Abadeer
Featured, Sports

BYU Honor Code Adjusts Portland Shutout from 69–0 to Holier 70–0

After the field lights turned off and the roars of the crowd had subsided, BYU had more than just an incredible opening win to worry about. While the Cougs reveled in their thrashing against the Portland Vikings, the Honor Code Office immediately began addressing the issue of BYU’s final score: 69. As a church affiliated institution, BYU takes pride in its high standards of moral … Continue reading BYU Honor Code Adjusts Portland Shutout from 69–0 to Holier 70–0

Marceline Abadeer
Campus, Featured, Provo

Provo Rancherito’s Receives Michelin Star

Although each of Utah’s cities would like to dispute this fact, we know that the best food in Utah is made in Provo. The best food in Provo is made on Cougar Boulevard, and the best food on Cougar Boulevard, some say, is made at Rancherito’s. The beloved Mexican restaurant received a surprise visit from finance major and formidable Yelp critic, Antjuan Igo. It was … Continue reading Provo Rancherito’s Receives Michelin Star

Marceline Abadeer
Featured, Sports

We’re Saved! Boy Who Throws Ball Real Good Agrees to Come to BYU for $1 Billion

Fortune has smiled upon the Lord’s University once again. Ryker Tygers, one of the nation’s top players, has graciously offered his services to the Cougs for a small remittance of one billion dollars. Just when things were starting to look bleak at the Y, the university is thrilled to be one step closer to being better than everyone else.   BYU Athletics expressed their excitement: … Continue reading We’re Saved! Boy Who Throws Ball Real Good Agrees to Come to BYU for $1 Billion

Marceline Abadeer