Author: Marceline Abadeer

Featured, Sports

BYU Honor Code Adjusts Portland Shutout from 69–0 to Holier 70–0

After the field lights turned off and the roars of the crowd had subsided, BYU had more than just an incredible opening win to worry about. While the Cougs reveled in their thrashing against the Portland Vikings, the Honor Code Office immediately began addressing the issue of BYU’s final score: 69. As a church affiliated institution, BYU takes pride in its high standards of moral … Continue reading BYU Honor Code Adjusts Portland Shutout from 69–0 to Holier 70–0

Marceline Abadeer
Campus, Featured, Provo

Provo Rancherito’s Receives Michelin Star

Although each of Utah’s cities would like to dispute this fact, we know that the best food in Utah is made in Provo. The best food in Provo is made on Cougar Boulevard, and the best food on Cougar Boulevard, some say, is made at Rancherito’s. The beloved Mexican restaurant received a surprise visit from finance major and formidable Yelp critic, Antjuan Igo. It was … Continue reading Provo Rancherito’s Receives Michelin Star

Marceline Abadeer
Featured, Sports

We’re Saved! Boy Who Throws Ball Real Good Agrees to Come to BYU for $1 Billion

Fortune has smiled upon the Lord’s University once again. Ryker Tygers, one of the nation’s top players, has graciously offered his services to the Cougs for a small remittance of one billion dollars. Just when things were starting to look bleak at the Y, the university is thrilled to be one step closer to being better than everyone else.   BYU Athletics expressed their excitement: … Continue reading We’re Saved! Boy Who Throws Ball Real Good Agrees to Come to BYU for $1 Billion

Marceline Abadeer
Featured

BYU Bans Russia in Response to Recent Blacklisting

The Russian government has officially added Brigham Young University to its list of “undesirable” organizations that are banned from operating in Russia. This has been a shocking development for both students and faculty. However, administration has made it clear that Coug Nation will not be mocked in such a manner. This week, BYU has clapped back through a ban of their own in retaliation. Upon … Continue reading BYU Bans Russia in Response to Recent Blacklisting

Marceline Abadeer
Featured, Provo

Top Places To Have A DTR This Summer

It may be wedding season, but it is also situationship season. Here are some locations that present the perfect environment to ask them, “what are we?” The HBLL Study Rooms The reserved study rooms are a great way to promote professionalism in your conversation and makes your intentions clear. The whiteboards are also great if you need to present visual aids. At Tunnel Singing If … Continue reading Top Places To Have A DTR This Summer

Marceline Abadeer