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Rainn Wilson Called As Assistant to the Regional Seventy

After his attendance at Music and the Spoken Word, his comments on recent podcasts, and his impressive performance with The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square, General Authorities of the Church extended a calling just in time for General Conference. “Brother Wilson will be sustained during Saturday’s Conference session. We expect great things,” said President Oaks.   Rainn will be serving with the Pennsylvania Seventy, Scott … Continue reading Rainn Wilson Called As Assistant to the Regional Seventy

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conference, General Conference

President Oaks Kind of Nervy for New Calling

In the recent whirlwind of events and changes in the church, Latter Day Saints are particularly concerned about the question “who is Dallin H. Oaks?”, but few are asking “how is Dallin H. Oaks?” In an exclusive interview with President Oaks, he expressed: “I’ve had a lot of big jobs in my life, but this one is def gonna be my biggest. I mean, no … Continue reading President Oaks Kind of Nervy for New Calling

Marceline Abadeer
conference, Featured, General Conference

Heinous Criminal Redistributes Conference Broadcast, Struck Down

Local man Jordan P. Jensen is in critical condition after redistributing segments of this weekend’s LDS General Conference broadcast without written consent — an act which, according to ancient legal scrolls, shattered a sacred copyright seal and summoned the long dormant fury of Bonneville Distribution. The broadcast, which begins with the famous warning, “This broadcast is furnished as a public service by Bonneville Distribution. Any … Continue reading Heinous Criminal Redistributes Conference Broadcast, Struck Down

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conference, Life

General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends

Since the WGA strike ended earlier this week, the General Authorities and other Auxiliary officers have been scrambling to finish their talks. While not members of the guild, the planned speakers were refusing to write their talks in solidarity with those striking. Some are struggling more than others. The YW General Presidency are pooling together their resources. “As the new kids on the block, this … Continue reading General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends

Cameron Frye
conference, Life

General Conference to Feature AGT-Style Buzzers

As part of a series of revelatory changes involving Church structure and meeting organization, the First Presidency announced this morning that, beginning with the October 2023 Session, General Conference will now feature a voting system not unlike that of the popular reality TV show America’s Got Talent. As detailed in the surprise press conference, each member of the First Presidency will be able to vote on … Continue reading General Conference to Feature AGT-Style Buzzers

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