Cosmo Tryout Requirements LEAKED! See What You’d Have to Do to Get This Coveted Role
The criteria for assuming the role of BYU’s beloved mascot is no joke. Here’s what you would have to do, ranked from easiest to most difficult. Disarm a Bomb Fight an Cougar and Win Talk to a Woman Treat a Ute Fan With Respect Make a Fursona Be Between 5’9” and 6’ It’s a challenging job to fill, but fill it BYU must. … Continue reading Cosmo Tryout Requirements LEAKED! See What You’d Have to Do to Get This Coveted Role
Incensed Patron Upends Table of Chatty Students in HBLL Reading Room
The BYU Library, otherwise known as the HBLL (Harold B. Lee Library), has precious few quiet zones, limited to the 5th floor during times of no construction, the 2nd floor Reading Room or Periodicals, and the 1st floor Social Sciences Section. Students requiring enforced quiet study for concentration are limited to these three areas. Unfortunately, since these three areas have some of the greatest square … Continue reading Incensed Patron Upends Table of Chatty Students in HBLL Reading Room
President Oaks to Announce Winners of Raffle Instead of Temples
Have you been telling your bishop the truth about your full tithing payments? Good news, you’ve been entered into a Church-wide raffle! Here’s what you might win. Tour of the Church’s Nuclear Bunker One sip of coffee no consequences FastPass Line Access for Salt Lake Temple Open House All Expenses Paid Vacation to Adam-ondi-Ahman Meet and Greet with Patrick Kearon Early Access to New … Continue reading President Oaks to Announce Winners of Raffle Instead of Temples
Better Than You: This Guy Said “Ahmen” Instead of “Amen”
Hang up your ties and put down your scriptures because, ladies and gentlemen, you will never be as good as him. Best just put your dreams of celestial glory on the shelf :/ We know the gospel is all about second chances but YEESH. You’d have a lot to catch up on to beat this guy, and that’s just way too much work. Best keep … Continue reading Better Than You: This Guy Said “Ahmen” Instead of “Amen”
General Authorities Have a Final Four Watch Party in the Conference Center
President Oaks expects that his perfect bracket (inspired by revelation) will continue with tonight’s Michigan x Arizona game. Since his call as the prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, President Dallin H. Oaks has already implemented various policy changes. One of those changes occurred a few months ago, when the First Presidency of the church announced that the Saturday Evening … Continue reading General Authorities Have a Final Four Watch Party in the Conference Center
