Another Silent Exchange Between the General Conference Organists

A glance. A touch. A longing. A love. A secret desperate to break free. A desire to jump and a debilitating fear of the fall. A deep dream and the looming threat of sunrise. A boundless love carried by hands in chains. A year after they first came to understand the love they share, the organists playing alongside the choir today now maintain a second, … Continue reading Another Silent Exchange Between the General Conference Organists

Solemn Assembly To Be Conducted Through iClicker Software

Citing a need to adapt to the modern technologies of the day, the Church has recently announced that rather than conducting solemn assemblies through raising of the right hand, it will now be conducted with iClicker remotes. The cost of these remotes can be deducted from tithing   Will Taylor, a self-proclaimed “finance bro” wearing a sleeveless puffer jacket, had only this to say on … Continue reading Solemn Assembly To Be Conducted Through iClicker Software

April Showers! BYU To Allow CS Majors To Shower Again For The Month Of April

Spring has sprung on BYU campus, and in preparation for the May flowers, BYU is implementing a new and unprecedented policy. At 11 am on Thursday morning, BYU administration made the announcement that computer science students will be officially allowed to shower for all of the month of April  “We’re always looking for opportunities for our students to experience new things,” says BYU president C. … Continue reading April Showers! BYU To Allow CS Majors To Shower Again For The Month Of April

Breaking: Second Hour Church Meetings Will Now Be Condensed Into Short-Form Reels For Audience Retention

From new hymns to tank top permission, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is on a mission to make church less boring. This week, the Church announced that instead of having a regular second-hour block, members will watch a series of 30-second Reels that go over the weekly Come Follow Me. President Dallin H. Oaks explained: “With the increase of dumb commentary and … Continue reading Breaking: Second Hour Church Meetings Will Now Be Condensed Into Short-Form Reels For Audience Retention