Campus Bathroom Superlatives

Do you ever find yourself wondering which campus bathroom is best suited for your needs at any given moment? Trick question–everyone has. Until now. Here’s your complete and definitive guide going forward.

Most Private (Men’s)

McKay Building

Most Private (Women’s)

Talmage Building

Most Pristine

Music Building

Most Bad

MARB

Most Likely to Succeed

Arts Building

Most Likely to Secede

West Campus

Best Couple

Testing Center Urinals

Most Natural

South Campus Greenery

Most Likely to Contain a Former Mission Companion

JFSB Basement

Most Streams

Broadcasting Building

Biggest Thrill

Top of Kimball Tower

Why Does Only This One Have Showers

Engineering Building

Best for Pooping on Company Time

BYU Store Employee Bathroom

Best Alternative Bathroom

ASB Pit

Best for Avoiding Your Bishop

Wilk 3rd Floor

Most Exclusive

Underground Tunnels

Most Ducks

Duck Pond

Most Likely to Maximize Value for Shareholders

Tanner Building

Most Disallowed by the Honor Code

Opposite Sex Apartment

Most Likely to Actually Not be a Bathroom and to Instead be a Taco Bell

Taco Bell

Most Likely

JKB

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