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Campus

All Five Students Who Still Come to Campus “very inconvenienced by construction”

Brigham Young University has been undergoing several construction projects this semester, much to the dismay of all 5 students who still attend class in person.  According to a recent census, there are more construction workers than students physically on campus due to more and more classes moving online and numerous construction projects. Allie Lochlan said that she has to “leave early for every class because … Continue reading All Five Students Who Still Come to Campus “very inconvenienced by construction”

Albert Camus
Sports

Local Man’s Cardboard Cut-out Currently Has a Better Social Life Than Him

When Utah County saw a spike in COVID-19 cases, true BYU fans were worried about one thing. How would they attend football games? Thanks to some ingenuity on the part of the college, fans were given the opportunity to “pack the seats” via lifesize cardboard cutouts.  Local man Stryker Johnson, who hasn’t done anything social outside of his apartment in over 4 months, was the … Continue reading Local Man’s Cardboard Cut-out Currently Has a Better Social Life Than Him

Albert Camus
Sports

Due to Miscommunication BYU to Play Game Against a Guy Named Troy

While many Cougar fans were excited to watch BYU take on Troy on Saturday night, a pre-game announcement from BYU AD Tom Holmoe dampened their enthusiasm. “The game between BYU and Troy University has been cancelled. It turns out we had a bit of a mix-up with our scheduling this week. We’re actually going to be playing this guy from Fresno named Troy.” said Holmoe. … Continue reading Due to Miscommunication BYU to Play Game Against a Guy Named Troy

Donald Cherry
Campus

Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

After yesterday’s letter from the Presidents of BYU and UVU, the universities have decided to continue to show a united front to students by having UVU begin enforcing the BYU Honor Code among its own students.  The official letter to students stated that they were concerned with “not only your spiritual well-being but also of those in the local community.” It goes on to say … Continue reading Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

Albert Camus
Campus

First FHE of the Semester Rapidly Turns into Group Therapy Session

Last night BYU students were finally able to return to Family Home Evening after it was shut down all summer due to COVID-19. Grayden Tanner stated that he initially “didn’t have strong expectations” as he was attending a new ward in King Henry. Tanner, however, was caught off guard when Zackary Benson, one of his group leaders, expressed to everyone that as their new FHE … Continue reading First FHE of the Semester Rapidly Turns into Group Therapy Session

Albert Camus