Report: Trees on Campus Smell Bad Again

As the first day of Fall came and went, a familiar but unwelcome stench has popped up again on BYU campus. “It happens every year,” says famed BYU arborist Lance McPhee, “but I guess that doesn’t change the fact that it’s just really hard to walk by parts of campus without gagging.” This has been a running issue at BYU for as long as the … Continue reading Report: Trees on Campus Smell Bad Again

Area 51 Raid Uncovers 116 Lost pages of the Book of Mormon and Other Items

Yesterday it was discovered that Area 51 was in possession of the 116 pages of the Book of Mormon that was lost by Martin Harris many years ago. The pages were recovered today by an unknown Naruto Runner that was participating in the Facebook Event “Storm Area 51: They Can’t Stop All of Us.” Many other items of interest were rescued from behind the fences … Continue reading Area 51 Raid Uncovers 116 Lost pages of the Book of Mormon and Other Items

Alternate Universe Awarded Pultzer Prize for Ground-Breaking Investigation on The Daily Universe

It was announced that the Alternate Universe will take home the Pultzer Prize for investigative journalism early Friday morning. The Josef Pultzer Prize is the most famous prize in all of journalism. It is the greatest honor in the whole world to win one. The Alternate Universe was awarded the prize following their investigation into the malpractices of The Daily Universe. Their reporting began with … Continue reading Alternate Universe Awarded Pultzer Prize for Ground-Breaking Investigation on The Daily Universe