So, the spring wedding season is over, and now you’re all alone. That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Here are our top suggestions for how to keep yourself occupied until you find new single friends!
- Do yet another scripture study about patience
- Get into real estate
- Learn how to cook Ratatouille, become disappointed when you discover it’s just vegetables
- Explore the Ted Bundy cave
- Learn pig Latin
- Fake your death, see how long it takes for everyone to notice
- Watch the BBC 6-hour Pride and Prejudice series
- Plan an elaborate bank robbery
- Donate a kidney out of the goodness of your heart
- Hike the Y for the 30th time
- Train to become the next Cosmo the Cougar
- Memorize the Alphabet Aerobics rap
- Dig tunnels under all the campus buildings with a spoon
- Make a survival plan for when AI takes over
- Fart around
- Practice personal affirmations
- Eat a handful of pepperoni
- Search for the love of your life at FSY
- Try to get on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
- Do a deep dive into the Justin Bieber, Hailey Bieber, and Selena Gomez tea
- Go to Squaw (Kyhv) Peak alone with your lips puckered…just in case
- Watch Muppet Treasure Island
- Take a trip to Forks, Washington, for a Twilight road trip
- Update your journal from when you were 12
- Catfish older men
- Make an insanely accurate Dobby cosplay
- Self-check for cancer
- Write a letter to the governor just to say hey
- Go to therapy
- Gather courage to finally ask your roommates to do their dishes
- Visit the Joseph Smith Sphinx in Salt Lake City
- Binge the entirety of Phineas and Ferb
- Attend early morning water aerobics class with the elderly at the rec center
- Make a pros and cons list about becoming a nun
- Check what’s in the bottom of your backpack
- Pay an Etsy psychic to draw the love of your life
- Download Mutual again
- Lollygag
- Become a Google Reviews local guide
- Perfect your Cher impression
- Put on a local production of Saturday’s Warrior
- Consider serving a second mission
- Do the cinnamon challenge and the ice bucket challenge at the same time
- Don’t expect love. Ever. It will find you when you least expect it!
- Support your balding friend on a trip to Turkey. See if there’s a connection between you once he gets his new hairline.
- Clean your baseboards, you filthy pig
- Sit there and think about what you’ve done
- Read a book. Please!
- Memorize both parts of the Laurie and Jo proposal scene in the hit 2019 version of Little Women, just in case you watch it with your new single friends, who will be super impressed.
- Cry