Top Clubs to Look for at Club Rush This Year

This is the best time to find people with the same weird interests that you have! Then you’ll attend one meeting at the beginning of the semester, before you forget about it or get too busy. What joy! Here are the top club recommendations from our team here at Alternate Universe: 

 

Pitch Imperfect

Finally, there’s an a cappella club for tone-deaf people! And we thought a capella groups couldn’t get any cooler!

 

Sandal Admirers Club

They are definitely only looking at the sandals and not the feet, okay? Nothing weird going on here.

 

Poker Club

Lived in a household that believed that playing cards were of the devil? Ready to start your gambling addiction early? This is the club for you! Be aware that they only accept bets made with cougar cash

 

The Furries Foundation

Ever wanted to dress up as an animal and make everyone around you a little uncomfortable? Now is your chance to start the worst possible phase in your quarter-life crisis!

 

Diet Coke Anonymous

So you finally realized that downing multiple extra-large dirty Diet Cokes every day isn’t normal? It’s okay, because Diet Coke Anonymous is here to support you through the recovery process. 

 

Chess Club (Harry Potter Edition)

A twist on a club rush classic, this chess club adds a magical element to its meetings. A life-sized chess game will be set up in the Wilk each week, and each person who makes a bad strategic move will be smashed to pieces. “Yes Ron, Yes!”