The Cedar Hills 17th Ward is back at it with more controversy. For Halloween, they held a chili cook-off. In accordance with safety precautions, members lined up in the church parking lot with their pots and gave ward members bowls as they drove through. Those who participated were given the opportunity to vote as they left the parking lot or vote on the ward’s Facebook … Continue reading Bishop claims chili cook-off vote was rigged
America seems to be in a bit of a dry spell when it comes to news. Not much has happened all week and reporters (ours especially) are becoming antsier by the day. They have been searching for new stories and coming up dry. It is highly implausible to have no news, but the country is shocked at the complete lack of it. However, tonight we … Continue reading Amidst a slow week, BYU vs. Boise State definitely the biggest event
Earlier today Elder Quentin L. Cook posted a picture of himself for Halloween in a homemade murder hornet costume. They have reportedly been planning this for months and spent many hours every week acquiring the right materials and sewing them together. “When I first read about them I just knew I had found my costume for this year,” said Elder Cook. The Cooks consistently make … Continue reading Elder Cook Posts Picture of Homemade Murder Hornet Costume
Leaked documents from the Utah Coronavirus Task Force reveal that The Village will be one of several apartment complexes to receive early access to the COVID-19 vaccine when it’s made available. Years ago, these apartment complexes made various agreements with the state for their residents to receive premium benefits in the case of emergency. These benefits range from backup generators to discounts at country clubs. … Continue reading Leak Reveals The Village to Receive Priority Access to Vaccine
During Wednesday night’s vice presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Mike Pence, a fly was seen on camera for several minutes. The fly eventually landed on Pence’s head and stayed there. The scene was quite comical for many as Pence hardly noticed. Reports today have revealed that the fly was actually a BYU drone used for spying on the University of Utah. The drone was … Continue reading Fly from VP debate Actually Errant BYU Drone Used for Spying on University of Utah
