Author: Renesmee

Ever since coming of age at age 7, Renesmee has been delightfully working at the Alternate Universe. She is from Highland, Utah, and she enjoys dancing, singing, hiking, reading, and blood. Renesmee is majoring in Computer Science with a minor in French because her name is supposedly French. In her spare time, she enjoys long walks on the beach with Jacob, which is not weird at all. Here's a video of her from a few years ago: https://youtu.be/UyuIcE7P6_A After graduation, Renesmee plans to get a PhD in estheticianing and an MD in plastic surgery. Want to steal her look? She will open a practice in Los Angeles. Renesmee is a mother of four dogs and one goldfish, all named Ethyl.
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Missionaries Win Trip to Space, Bigger Plans to Colonize Mars

  SpaceX announced sometime last week that they will send their first all-civilian mission to space. They opened up a lottery-style contest to the public, and participants could enter by donating to a charity. Apparently, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is on this list of approved charities, so tithing counted as a donation. Elder Johnson won the third ticket to SpaceX’s 4-civilian … Continue reading Missionaries Win Trip to Space, Bigger Plans to Colonize Mars

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Campus

Engineering Department Develops “Blue Light” Glasses for Seeing Romantic Compatibility

  The engineering school at BYU has developed a product inspired by blue light glasses.  These glasses are designed to show compatibility in a potential partner.  When the wearer puts them on, they can see percentage signs floating above people’s heads that show their compatibility.  People who are married get a big red “X” above their heads.  People who are dating someone get an orange … Continue reading Engineering Department Develops “Blue Light” Glasses for Seeing Romantic Compatibility

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Life

Couple Finally Meets without Masks, Both are Disappointed

“He was so kind before this,” says Abby Smith.  “I just wish his face reflected his personality.” Abby and Spencer met in their eternal families class last Monday morning.  They hit it off quickly.  “She introduced herself and told me where she was from, what her major is, and what year in school she is, asking me as well,” says Spencer Andersen.  “It was so … Continue reading Couple Finally Meets without Masks, Both are Disappointed

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