Category: Campus

Campus, Life

“I Would Rather Dismantle a Bomb Than Open Twitter” Admits Dead-Eyed BYU Social Media Intern

Elder Jeffrey R.Holland’s address on August 23 continues to generate a tense environment both online and in public here at BYU. Many upset individuals say the controversy casts a shadow over the first week back into a traditional fall semester. But when you think about it- is there anything more traditional than BYU shooting themselves in the foot with negative PR? As in an actual … Continue reading “I Would Rather Dismantle a Bomb Than Open Twitter” Admits Dead-Eyed BYU Social Media Intern

Sue Sylvester
Campus

Mass Book Burning Riot Rages at BYU Store in Response to Unsolicited Textbook Orders

With fall semester starting up at BYU, textbook season is in full swing yet again. Preparing yourself with all the right materials for your upcoming classes used to be a friendly endeavor. But as of this morning, the BYU store is literally under fire for trying to make a sneaky profit off of vulnerable underclassmen. Many underclassmen say that they got an email from the … Continue reading Mass Book Burning Riot Rages at BYU Store in Response to Unsolicited Textbook Orders

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Life, News

Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls

Watch out, freshmen! Chipman Hall’s entire first floor has reported cases of Ligma, a nasty foot fungus that turns your nails yellow and causes the skin to turn porous.  Other symptoms include diarrhea, nosebleeds, foot acne, dancing feet, and an inexplicable desire to join team Edward.  Sarah Winters says, “Everyone in our hall is livid. None of us can go to the pool on Saturday … Continue reading Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls

Renesmee
Campus

Top 5 Things Worth Getting Honor-Coded For

No one ever WANTS to be honor-coded, but if we’re being honest, some things are just worth it. Here are our top five. #1 Have a Person of the Opposite Sex Help You Move In Having a mother, significant other, or boy cousin help bring your belongings into your new room helps save you time and effort. Even if one of your new roommates report … Continue reading Top 5 Things Worth Getting Honor-Coded For

Albert Camus
Campus, Life

New Feature on Y-App: Dating

Have you ever wanted to get that girl’s number in Writing 150 but been too shy to ask? BYU has now made it possible with a new dating feature on the university’s official app. Coming Fall 2021, this new feature will allow students to swipe through their classmates looking for a potential eternal companion. BYU has created a personalized profile for each unmarried student using … Continue reading New Feature on Y-App: Dating

Albert Camus