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Featured, Sports

Chiefs Coach Caught Devouring “Graham Canyon” Ice Cream Following Super Bowl Loss

Last year, Kansas City Chiefs head coach and BYU Alumni Andy Reid made headlines when he set his priorities straight immediately following his first super bowl victory, “I’m gonna go get the biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen…The biggest one, might be a double.” He promised to continue his tradition of a celebratory cheeseburger if the Chiefs were able to repeat as Super Bowl Champions saying, … Continue reading Chiefs Coach Caught Devouring “Graham Canyon” Ice Cream Following Super Bowl Loss

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Life

Candy Mac and Cheese “Most Romantic Date of the Century”?

Many businesses have been known to stretch their products to the limit to create holiday specials, but Kraft’s Valentine’s Day macaroni and cheese has reached new heights of absurdity. The company is giving away 1,000 boxes of hot pink, candy flavored mac & cheese to celebrate the day of romance. One thousand lucky winners will be taking home this suspicious concoction, and two BYU students … Continue reading Candy Mac and Cheese “Most Romantic Date of the Century”?

Carmen Sandeigo
Featured, News

Cosmo Fills in for Sick Groundhog, Sees His Shadow and Predicts 6 more years of COVID

For the first time since 1886, famous groundhog Punxsutawney Phil Canon was unable to participate in Groundhog Day. Afflicted with a case of COVID-19, Phil is currently quarantining in his hibernation burrow. Moved with compassion for his fellow mammal and long time friend, beloved BYU mascot Cosmo the Cougar stepped in to fill his place. Around 7:30am, live video footage was captured of Cosmo emerging … Continue reading Cosmo Fills in for Sick Groundhog, Sees His Shadow and Predicts 6 more years of COVID

Lisa Simpson